Well here's a snippet of our conversation from last night:
LaChelle (my roommate): I hurt right here. [Points to lower abdomen] I wonder why.
Nicole: Baby?!?! Baby! You’re pregnant?!?! You slut!
LaChelle: No, I was at…
Nicole: …the lady doctor?
LaChelle: No! We went to the trampoline place…
Nicole: ….Doesn’t that make it hard to do it? If you’re bouncing around?
LaChelle: No!!! To jump on the tramp….
Nicole: …. LaChelle! Don’t call yourself a tramp!
LaChelle: I DID A BUNCH OF BACK TUCKS AND IT MADE MY ABS HURT!
Nicole: So… no baby?
Then we danced to Gangam Style and went to bed.
P.S. I found this gem today
It made me laugh so hard as did this.