So... I'm Not the Best Listener

You may be thinking to yourself, "I wonder what conversation is like between Nicole and her roommate."
Well here's a snippet of our conversation from last night:

LaChelle (my roommate): I hurt right here. [Points to lower abdomen] I wonder why.

Nicole: Baby?!?! Baby! You’re pregnant?!?! You slut!

LaChelle: No, I was at…

Nicole: …the lady doctor?

LaChelle: No! We went to the trampoline place…

Nicole: ….Doesn’t that make it hard to do it? If you’re bouncing around?

LaChelle: No!!! To jump on the tramp….

Nicole: …. LaChelle! Don’t call yourself a tramp!

LaChelle: I DID A BUNCH OF BACK TUCKS AND IT MADE MY ABS HURT!

Nicole: So… no baby?

Then we danced to Gangam Style and went to bed.

The end.

P.S. I found this gem today

It made me laugh so hard as did this.